Just Another Original Chicago Bulls Ditty

Oh hell, what a crime, what perjury

D. Rose out the rest of the year 

with an ACL injury

Bring in the Boozer, bring in the Brewer

let's get drunk with dunks in nets so clear

Let's turn the corner, bring in Kyle Korver

three-pointer shots galore

Let John Lucas the third take his turn

jumps and dunks and more

Rip Hamilton, surely now on the mend

he's consistent as when a Piston

and still insistin' to roll it in at the end

Let it hang, we got Deng and CJ Watson too

As winners, I see they've been plottin' for you 

Whoa, here comes Joakim Noah

six shooters on his side

And he ain't jokin' when he shows ya

it takes more than a horse to break his stride

Oh, we have "Asik and destroy" as announcer
Stacey King likes to say
The Bulls not meek, nor a toy 
A championship ring at the end of the day

Oh look, another amazing dunk
And it's being applauded by Neil Funk
and the rest of the cheering crowd 
The opposition looks like they're drunk
When the Bulls pour it on so loud

By: Ricky J. Fico