Oh hell, what a crime, what perjury
D. Rose out the rest of the year
with an ACL injury
Bring in the Boozer, bring in the Brewer
let's get drunk with dunks in nets so clear
Let's turn the corner, bring in Kyle Korver
three-pointer shots galore
Let John Lucas the third take his turn
jumps and dunks and more
Rip Hamilton, surely now on the mend
he's consistent as when a Piston
and still insistin' to roll it in at the end
Let it hang, we got Deng and CJ Watson too
As winners, I see they've been plottin' for you
Whoa, here comes Joakim Noah
six shooters on his side
And he ain't jokin' when he shows ya
it takes more than a horse to break his stride
Oh, we have "Asik and destroy" as announcer
Stacey King likes to say
The Bulls not meek, nor a toy
A championship ring at the end of the day
Oh look, another amazing dunk
And it's being applauded by Neil Funk
and the rest of the cheering crowd
The opposition looks like they're drunk
When the Bulls pour it on so loud
Oh, we have "Asik and destroy" as announcer
Stacey King likes to say
The Bulls not meek, nor a toy
A championship ring at the end of the day
Oh look, another amazing dunk
And it's being applauded by Neil Funk
and the rest of the cheering crowd
The opposition looks like they're drunk
When the Bulls pour it on so loud
By: Ricky J. Fico
